80’s Horror, and Screenplay Awards
In the spirit of Halloween, my girlfriend and I have been watching some horror classics of the ’80s this week. Not only were they both remakes of older films, but they represent the precious few instances where remakes are actually better than the originals. This happens so rarely it is practically a non-event.
The first film is a longtime favorite of mine – John Carpenter’s The Thing. Not only is it better than the Howard Hawkes’ original, it is far closer to John Campbell’s excellent short story “Who Goes There” (which may in part account for its superiority.) Fantastic special effects from Rob Bottin; no uber-sleek, fake-looking CGI here. When the Thing changes form, it does so by messily breaking into its dark menu of shapes. A head rips off its neck, sprouts legs, and scuttles away for safety. Bones break and reform, giving the monster a sense of dimension and reality… and something we can only hope doesn’t exist in some hellish corner of the galaxy.

But the film’s excellence is not rooted in its special effects wizardry. Here is John Carpenter at his absolute finest direction. He paints a picture of true isolation and paranoia; a morality-play on mistrust taken to its most demented extreme. Here also is a fiendish examination of biological life and its raw hunger for survival. Carpenter brings out the best in a superb cast led by Kurt Russell and Keith David, and juggles all film elements perfectly. He must have been truly inspired during the making of this movie — everything works from the instant the title opens like a blister popping from your TV.
Favorite quote: “I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this *!$&#@! couch!”
The second film we watched is also typical of 80’s horror; grisly with dripping special effects in splatter-based full-color. But it is nonetheless an excellent example of the genre: David Cronenberg’s The Fly. Like Carpenter’s The Thing, this is one of the few remakes superior to the original. Before he settled on playing nerdy caricatures, Jeff Goldblum gave cinema a chilling and credible performance of a brilliant man being ravaged by mutation and madness.
It’s too easy to dwell on the stomach-churning effects. Goldblum’s acting makes every moment so very credible. The script-writing is smart, chillingly effective. The scene where he talks about “insect politics” is, I believe, the most horrifying moment in the film; his awareness of the disintegration of everything that makes him a human being left a cold chill in my spine. It’s all straight-up Cronenberg, too, whose obsession about physical permutations is his signature style (existenz, Videodrome) and even finds its way into the dialogue (look for the scene where Geena Davis and Goldblum discuss flesh and how it even makes old women crazy.)

Favorite quote: “I’m saying… I’ll hurt you if you stay.”
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This week I was notified that two of my screenplays — Never Grow Old and Starspeaker — won Honorable Mention in the Writer’s Digest Annual Competition. They are historical-based films based on my novels, but since neither one deals with Halloween I’ll say no more about them right now!

